Happy Birthday Shrek. :'D

Happy Birthday Abdullah! 

(I know I’m not the best at speeches ladies and gentlemen, but you’ll have to bear with me ). This goes out to a pretty special guy. He’s like the chain that connects us all together. He’s more than a friend, he’s a brother. Not just for me, but for every single one of us. He goes to extreme lengths just to ace his classes, and most would call him a nerd, I would too, but he’s got this flair of talent that we all just can’t get enough of. We all love this little nerd, he’s out Shrek. We’re donkey, and we aint getting out of your swamp bro. We love you. Have a happy birthday, and take the time to acknowledge the fact that you don’t have great friends, you’ve got an amazing family, and we’ll always be there for you, just like you’re there for us. I know some of us aren’t here, like Rafay, me and Manjee, but you’re that one person we’ll never forget, no matter where we are. Now go kick some ass and have a hell of a birthday dude, you deserve it. Happy Birthday Abdullah!

-Hashir Butt

Here to the only loser I know. I have no idea what to write here. Words can't express how amazing you are. No seriously, all that brain you've got. I'll surely borrow it before my CIE's. Haha asal me loser hou :')) never knew we're gonna end up being this close, those pointless sorrys tho. Lel. I swear I don't know what to write here, out of an incredibly fat book. From the way we became friends and then till here and hopefully beyond 2014. Won't surely flatter you since آپ کو پتا هے. لولزززز Man midterms going on atm so you know my brain not working. Happy hatchday yo. Shrek, [dat secret nickname], AB and uhh idk whqt what and what. Stay the same :')) May all the odds be in my favour, yeah ik im selfish. Ill share those odds lataaa awn. Abdullah > any genius :')

-Hamnah Kamran

AB you've been my friend for 5 years now n we've had some of the best memories from when khawaja ditched us at the jalal sons park to when i borrowed your fifa which i still have to the time when you , Mustafa n Farrukh left on a rickshaw at 5am happy birthday my fat friend have a good one.

-Talha Mela

We may have our differences at times but you're a friend I can count on. You're always the person I can talk to about my problems and you're a very awesome guy and your intelligence makes me wanna kill you Anyways happy birthday bro. Have a good one.

-Huzaifa Tareen.

AB! BILTHDAY BUOY!!! Vat man, DUNN U CELEBRATE YOUR BD BEFORE I COME, Anyways, let me get right to the point. Grade 5, I first met you and that was the time you told me something I shouldn't have known at the time XD LOL, Remember how Miss Taniya always used to take selfies with her Blackberry Curve? Ufff, and when Miss Nausheen (Co-Ordinator) came in, she suddenly changed .-. We were actually friends since grade 5 when you always used to eat biryani, and I'm sure you still do Grade 6, Rahim came into our squad, he would make me dance and give me a biscuit in return, Grade 7, 3 of us, AMAZING friends it goes on and on and on and on up to grade 8, the best year of my life, This was the year I had with you guys I can never, EVER, EVER forget, Hashir, Manjee, You, Raima and the one and only Shokha B) Yaar kya saal tha, Swimming pai jana, Aftaari pai Jana AND THAT ONE TIME WHEN YOU WERE GOING TO DROWN WHILE SWIMMING LOLOL XD Defence club pai Jana, Aik doosray kai ghar, Farts marna, aur phir Jub aik dafa Rahim Nai fart maree and he shit his pants HAHA I CANT FORGET THAT, My farts weren't always very loud, but it WAS deadly alright Those times hosting the U17 Debates, You drink so much paani man, and you go to the bathroom after every min, control that bladder of yours, those times when I took off hashirs pants infront of the Girls BUWAHAHA AND THE NIPPLE TWISTING HUEHUEHUE GOD, And then when we used to take pictures of each others asses, dude you swore you deleted mine >.> IS MY ASS THAT SEXY?! AND REMEMBER MY RETARDED LEFT HAND MUSCLE? THE ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE ‘THAT’ HAHAHA xD Yaar, I miss those times, Manjee Bestifying teachers, Hashir drawing the Penis, and being a faggot, Rahim being the neat freak and farting like anything (Oh the irony) When Sir Anjum heard the fart, He blamed it on me .-. Lol, AAAAHHHH *Sigh* We’ll meet again AB, We’ll meet again. I have so much to write. So my point is, Yes, you're a faggot, yes you're an asshole, yes we've had gazillion fights what does that sum up to? You being an even more better friend of mine, friend? Oh I'm so sorry, YOU'RE MY BROTHER, BITCH! Lemme get my ass back to Pakistan in the holidays, Sleepovers, Hardees, FIFA and all the things we do, SCENE ON HAI! Have an amazing Birthday, oh wait, you won't have an amazing birthday because I'm not there B) WAIT FOR ME, IM COMING IN THE SUMMERS! We'll try to relive all those times we had together before, HAPPY BIRTHDAY AB!!!

-Abdul Rafay

Shrek, or fine I will call you Abdullah because it's your birthday and that probably means something to you, so I'll be nice to for once. You're one of the nicest people I know, and you try to be funny and that's cute (fine sometimes you are funny), and goddammit you're in 9th grade and you've achieved more than people in A Levels. I can assure you if you keep it up you'll get to a great college. In the end, because you like to hear it, shut up Shrek. P.s. I expect a treat for your senior :)))

-Asim Waheed

So, I've been asked by a shadowy figure to talk about my experiences with Shrek. As I was about to cry myself to sleep after my parents gave up on me when I devoted myself to Shrek, a giant man came up to me and started to take his pants o- wait this is the wrong story. You're pretty smart. Actually, you're REALLY smart. Drama was fun. Sitting next to you when your American counterpart wasn't there was fun. Calling you fat was REALLY fun. But anyway, I was asked to write an entire paragraph. So before I left Phase V, you were one of my closest and best friends, and I actually consider you as one of my first friends. Smart af. Also I came to debates with you once in a while and hit you in the crotch by accident. That happened another time at Parent's Day. Your buttocks are absolutely magnificent, I can't think of anyone else who's a loveable imposter of Shrek the Savior. I honestly can't think of much to write at this moment since i've been up for 37 hours and I've still got an entire week of exams. The point is, you're a really good friend. I haven't really seen you since I started going to JT. EV Treat after exams. Hopefully, I'll see you soon. Thanks for the memories.

-Essa Malik.

Heres to one of the bestest friends , the coolest person , the few best debaters , the classiest , heres to Shrek , the genius and oh what not. Happy Birthdayyy. Youve always been there for me no matter what and youre really cool , your sorrys. Ill write a really long wish on facebook. Okok. Happy Birthday Once again! :)

-Zoya Azar

Happy Birthday AB. Its been five years since we’ve been friends and I still remember the time we first talked, when you were eating biryani with your hands because they ran out of spoons. Abdullah you have been like a brother to me for the past five years and you still are. You weren’t one of my first friends but you were my first best friend and we kept that friendship going even though we were in two different classes and we were in two different worlds and even through the fights that we had. Needless to say Abdullah you have been though my side this entire time and I’m proud to be a friend with someone like you. Happy Birthday Abdullah.

-Aly Manjee

Ab baby! :* happy birthday bro. Ive known you for more than 4 years now and youve always been a really good friend. Youre one of those friends who I can always depend on. We got to know each other well in a really short time. And ap ke saath bohut shugal lagta hai! Haha we both are madridistas. And I hope you have a blast. Stay cool and always the same bro!

-Hamza Fesal

'I will write to Abdullah myself. I don't need anyone taking my words'. Okay then. Happy Birthday on his behalf :)

-Danish Zeerik